Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Buns of steel

"MOM!" Taz called to me from our staircase, as I washed dishes directly above him.

"Yeah, buddy."

"I'm a lot stronger than I thought."

"Of course you're strong, honey," I said supportively. "Look at all the exercise you get in Tae Kwon Do and basketball!"

"Yeah, well, I didn't know I could do this," he said, clearly in awe of himself.

"What is it?" I yelled down, hoping he wasn't playing with my hand weights again. "Are you being careful?"

"I'm being careful now," he replied ominously. Long pause, then: "You better come see."

Halfway down the stairs,
<------ I saw this.

"Oh. My. God. What happened?"

"All I did was slide down the stair rail on my stomach like I always do, and I hit the wall with just my butt. I can't believe how strong I am!" he said proudly.

Strong? Maybe.

One-hundred-and-thirty pounds of solid teenager? Most definitely.

11 comments:

Corrie Howe said...

HAHAHAHA! We have a similar imprint on the wall from Jonathan. He was jumping on the bed and fell off.

*m* said...

My brother did this with his head when we were kids.

Good times.

Lynnie the Pooh said...

Your brother told us his "friend" put that hole in our staircase wall, when he was Taz's age. At least Taz owned up to his feat.

mama edge said...

Lynnie - I remember that "friend" of my brother's. I think his name was Half Barrel.

Tanya @ TeenAutism said...

I LOVE how he approached telling you about it!

Nancy Campbell said...

As the mother of two sons, I'm weeping for my future drywall.

anonymom said...

Elmer's gonna like this one.

endswith8741 said...

Thanks for my laugh for the day!!

Rachel said...

I'm still processing the fact that Taz slides down the stair rail on his stomach...I have a vague memory of sliding down a stair rail as a kid, but I don't think it was head first!

rhemashope said...

Now that boy knows how to reframe.

Brittany said...

Saw this, thought of taz :-P

http://punditkitchen.com/2009/11/04/political-pictures-arnold-schwarzenegger-lifting-butt/